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2009

December
October 137
September 122
August 120
July 101
June 154
May 140
April 56
March 127
January 97

2008

December 126
November 178
October 208
September 135
August 121
July 139
June
May
April
March
February
January

Do women still wear thongs?

It seems like this is the province of teenagers and strippers?
Oct 1st
lialia: Padma Lakshmi is PREGNANT.  Oh, please let there...
Oct 1st
Listen Listen
alexbalk: I was 12 when I first started listening to Bob Dylan on a serious level; my dad bought the...
Oct 1st
When will Mindy Kaling just give in and be my best friend?
Oct 1st
EEE!! My dad's journalism students broke a...
Oct 1st
Sep 30th
The Big Three and the Twelve Lesser...
Sep 30th
The first hour was the smartest and, surprisingly, most...
Sep 30th
Warch Watch
davidcho: So, a Korean girl group shot a commercial for a ramen brand in Korea, and they recorded a...
Sep 30th
“Hey, be nice! BE FUCKING NICE”
Sep 30th
When I was 10 my dad sat me down and said, “Tonight,...
Sep 30th
Do you ever think for a moment that this man is acting?
Sep 29th
Footnotes this week include: -A run down of the...
Sep 28th
Our very own Thomas Morton discusses Ruin...
Sep 28th
stephenfalk: Brunch. Butterscotch Mimosas?
Sep 28th
Not to be too crude but… can’t you just smell...
Sep 28th
madmenfootnotes: “Total eclipse of the sun!” SHOOP BA...
Sep 28th
Chef, meet Jimmy Storm.
Sep 28th
David Mamet wrote this. I recommend it!
Sep 27th
On popping your cherry.
Sep 27th

Gypsy Bitch

I. Jail is a sad place. My blue party dress is hoisted up by long black strings that criss-cross...
Sep 27th
Just asking for a blingee.
Sep 24th
suburbanmike: (via itsalwayssunny:grittypix) ...
Sep 24th
madmenfootnotes: This GUY has been lurking around Bert’s...
Sep 24th
"No one is suggesting, even for a moment,...
Sep 24th
Warch Watch
I laughed through this whole thing.
Sep 24th
Sep 24th
Man Friend: I don’t know what to think. Me: Get all...
Sep 24th
TOLDJA! (related) ...
Sep 24th
yumwatch: meaghano: (via staff) When I went out to LA...
Sep 23rd
So. I recorded an ambien adventure. I ate nine, NINE, very...
Sep 23rd
Katie Bakes pillowcases smell like. 
Sep 23rd
Junior year, as a final project in drama class, we had to...
Sep 23rd
This is not meant to be some kind of commentary on feminism,...
Sep 22nd

Know Our Cruelty: My Favorite Tarantino...

Pulp Fiction:  Ezekiel 25:17…. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the...
Sep 22nd

A Natural Tension

It’s difficult to write when you have a love of adjectives. You will plunk them into...
Sep 21st
madmenfootnotes:  It must be a bit awkward for citizens of...
Sep 21st
With only one episode, it's hard to to tell...
Sep 21st
Eugene Draper should avoid being bathed by Betty. *...
Sep 21st

Spanking?

Seems like this is the new finger bang. Going to write about it. Email me with thoughts, will...
Sep 21st
Reality show. We're gonna need a montage....
Sep 21st
matthewgallaway: Dante holds forth on the state of...
Sep 20th
liana: Those bands get ten times more indie-poetic when they...
Sep 20th
Tagged |being an asshole, blogging about...
Sep 19th

Adventures in ambien

“Natasha, are you drinking the wine your mother and I brought back from Santa Barbara?” ...
Sep 19th

"I can't comment"

This is what one 10 year old girl said to another 10 year girl at the Commons in Calabasas this...
Sep 19th
The Brave Keep Undefiled Wisdom of Their Own. Things to see...
Sep 18th

Indignities of Suburban Living

Every morning at 7:45 some future boss of mine named ‘Olivia’ walks to school with her...
Sep 18th
"Bad news for Megan Fox's legions of haters:...
Sep 18th

Annals of the San Fernando Valley: circa...

There were two groups of white affluent teens that gave themselves nicknames at my highschool. Not...
Sep 17th
 I want to talk to you about Megan Fox. She’s utterly...
Sep 17th
madmenfootnotes: What would Betty Friedan say about Betty...
Sep 17th
FIDELIO. frangry: Pete Wentz
Sep 16th

drunkengenius: You & all women RT @McCainBlogette: People should really stop trying to tell me...
Sep 16th
Legit!!!!! For Lauren!  86400:inthefade:(via livejamie)
Sep 16th
summer of ‘09. jesus. 
Sep 16th
Nevertheless, the pedantic branch of...
Sep 16th
Sperm washing: The process foregoes soap and...
Sep 16th
For the Chosen Ones at YM. (via datn)
Sep 15th

Beat the clock

This is a fun game I play. I need to sleep and refuse to spend anymore time...
Sep 15th
Natasha Vargas-Cooper Sells 'Mad Men' Book
Sep 14th

undeniable fact

me: we are all pawns on Kanye's chest board
glenn: we are all prawns in Kanye's alien-ghetto
Sep 14th
nikophony: slaughterhouse90210: “She stopped and leant her...
Sep 14th
I haven’t been able to blog about my Cage encounter...
Sep 14th
ADMIRE MY PHOTO COMPOSITION!!!! 
Sep 14th
I’m trying to design my room entirely mid century...
Sep 13th
Breakfast. 
Sep 13th
Aw(l). 
Sep 12th
Scrumtrillescent! 
Sep 11th

Nicolas Cage Radar On Orange Alert

I’m off to cover some Disney panels today. Like Comic Con but with more queers. Anywhoodle,...
Sep 11th
nevver:1982
Sep 11th
This is like NYE 2003 when we were on the BART and the girls...
Sep 11th
It goes on the queue, people. I cannot stress to you...
Sep 11th
Warch Watch
Besides the ASTONISHING pornography that comes from the chemistry between Matt Damon and Jude Law,...
Sep 11th
A short history of my summer. 
Sep 11th
Podperson Wilson is bad, but he ain’t as bad as this!...
Sep 11th
ryanbrown: “now she’s just fucking with me” Katie’s...
Sep 10th
madmenfootnotes: Throughout last season and this season...
Sep 10th
These are literally bags of DOPE.  (via nevver)
Sep 10th

EE!!! YOU GUYS!!! JOE WILSON!!! AMERICAN...

YES. I’m a Civil War fanatic! And during the lead up to THE GREAT UNPLEASANTNESS BETWEEN THE...
Sep 10th
Why We Are Team Kinsey: I feel like Paul’s beard is...
Sep 10th
sharpless: There can only be one. OMG. NEVER. I’d...
Sep 9th
Proof of my crushing on Orson Welles types. I PAINTED THIS. ...
Sep 9th
Paul Kinsey is totally the most fuckable dark horse of the...
Sep 9th
natface: Mad Men Footnotes got a shout out in EW magazine! ...
Sep 9th
Relinquish your skepticism!
Sep 9th
Super androgy edish. 
Sep 9th
TASCHEN TO LAUNCH DESIGN FOR OBAMABOOK Neat, the ephemera...
Sep 9th
Dana Stevens, you’re my hero. 
Sep 9th

Sensitivity training

Kateh: Bridal expo on Sunday at the Sheraton in Downtown LA.
Me: We should go. At least to hang out with the knocked up Mexican teens.
Kateh: Wait, so you've been before?
Me: Nah, the abortion expo is held at the Hilton.
Sep 9th
Just a point of comparison. The only time we were pulled out...
Sep 9th
Can you think of a better sports movie? I cannot. (via...
Sep 9th
I saw this. It’s not at all infuriating but it is a...
Sep 8th
Post-racial license to ill.  (via clintisiceman)
Sep 8th
This kind of structural brilliance happens...
Sep 8th
THINGS THAT YOU SHOULD DO AND ARE IMPORTANT (LA/NY Edish!)
Sep 8th
Who loves Nic Cage?! (via datn)
Sep 7th

Pauline Kael on Nicolas Cage

You guys, he’s like our Walken!! “Usually, when an actor plays a freak you can still...
Sep 7th
"Nic Cage has ALWAYS been a great actor;...
Sep 7th
Warch Watch
dogsareadorable: Holy shit, this compilation of scenes from Vampire’s Kiss beats the Wicker Man...
Sep 7th
Warch Watch
Makes me ache. 
Sep 7th
madmenfootnotes: Sal lamented that over the past 10 years...
Sep 7th

Red Flag

Hey, you know what’s troubling? When you write 900 words without noticing that your story has...
Sep 7th
counterforce: Sometimes Sally Draper has to hit the adults...
Sep 7th
waxandmilk: Epic Beards: Al Pacino/Frank Serpico ...
Sep 7th

A Perfect Movie Review

“All My Sons. The Arthur Miller prize-winner. A  feast for the self-righteous; Ibsen for...
Sep 6th
You belong nowhere else but here, Standard.  <3 u 2002
Sep 6th
I think this is snark-proof...
Sep 6th

On never watching the DVD commentary

Oh, I don’t know. I just love illusion of a seamless craft. The more I love a movie or a TV...
Sep 6th
“We believe in living well.” As tokens of...
Sep 6th

'I asked Langley what sort of radical...

Who knows, he said. What difference does it make? She’s some kind...
Sep 5th

Secrets

Finally mature and tenderized enough to appreciate David Byrne. 
Sep 5th
ADVENTURES IN AMBIEN. Why not try to smoke a cigar because...
Sep 5th
luxury <3
Sep 5th
From the moment it was announced, there was...
Sep 5th
And now we melt.  (danhacker)
Sep 4th
via! 
Sep 3rd
my new nickname
Sep 3rd
madmenfootnotes: Betty and Don live in Ossing, NY the...
Sep 3rd
Ooof I’m gonna miss this lady. Living far from your...
Sep 2nd
ze new avatar and dress. 
Sep 2nd

New (School) Year's Resolution

alexbalk: maura: Dear Tumblr: Can we all maybe make a teensy bit of an effort to learn how to...
Sep 2nd
COTTON. TOP. TAMARIN. “In the study, cotton-top...
Sep 1st
This is my one line bio. 86400:rand0mflora:filthyphil:(via...
Sep 1st
madmenfootnotes: Bacardi Ad 1963. Peggy Olsen got high....
Sep 1st