'dems da rules
I won’t write for any outfit that could pay me but doesn’t. I could never intern...
Jul 1st
on the reporters' bench
I used my business card, that I paid to get printed, to get on the reporters’ bench today for...
Jul 1st
I’m off my tits right now on WAMbien rite now!!
TILL...
Jun 30th
When did Pacino’s voice change? He has a high, almost...
Jun 30th
i demand you watch 'dog day afternoon' this...
Jun 29th
melissa:
My former unionized co-op jack shack, the Lusty...
Jun 29th
spiegelman:
Spotted today at Elysian Park: a 1997 Buick...
Jun 28th
Nico Pitney
From an editor’s exit memo to Arianna Huffington: One of your editorial staff members asked...
Jun 28th
Why did I wait so long to read this?
Ice cubes that taste...
Jun 28th
Entry level ‘alt’ wizard.
...
Jun 28th
What Happens AFTER Hogwarts?
bryanwashere: Is there a wizarding college with lame frats or anything like that? Do all these...
Jun 28th
First edition. LEGIT
Jun 28th
Why we should stop being friends because...
It’s because the movies are about seduction. There’s an implicit sexual nature to the...
Jun 28th
Confesh time: I feel like Tumblr is a judgement-free zone,...
Jun 28th
Shut up! I find you icy and superfluous. I know you brought...
Jun 28th
tothemaxxx:
Please join atencio, dietcock, skeetonmischa...
Jun 28th
Earlier, In the Park
My Wife: You like tumbling, right?Me: You mean tumblr?
My Wife: No, tumbling. Remember when you were little? You showed me the pictures.
Me:
My Wife: You wore a Superman costume.
Jun 28th
worst.
Jun 27th
Damon.
Jun 27th
Watch
This is my favorite video by my favorite band inspired by a film that I hate the most.
...
Jun 27th
"All this for $100?" (Actually, we paid...
John Updike’s emails to a poetry editor: 3/14/2000. “Here is a poem I’ve been...
Jun 27th
Katie Bakes Book Club.
Jun 27th
Watch
pinstripebindi:
winston isn’t normal
Oh, this is funny! (Cat videos and Rich Juzwiak. yeehee)
Jun 27th
heh.
Jun 27th
omg, why?
Jun 27th
Silent politics of your mom
Back when another human being believed me loveable (sucker!) I had to navigate the political...
Jun 27th
FuckNoAging.
Jun 27th
'A Few Good Men' is a play by Aaron Sorkin
Jun 27th
Underrated! Related: Billy Bibbit
Jun 27th
This might be controversial
thingsiatethatilove: and play into the medium’s tendency to be all BEST! and WORST! about...
Jun 27th
did i miss the sky meme?
this is my sky.
Jun 27th
Lindsay’s last day at Videogum. :(
Jun 26th
sensitivity training
me: who is going to take care of Blanket?!mike: Farrah Fawcett?
Jun 26th
(via luxuriousvulgarity)
Jun 25th
then, again. . .
Jun 24th
Academy Awards expand Best Picture...
Jun 24th
HA.
I have jury duty tomorrow. In Van Nuys. Too much crime this week. Not enough Ruffalo.
Jun 24th
alexbalk:
Part Three
Hollywood took the stand yesterday.
Jun 24th
Universal Forces Film Critic to Redact...
Jun 24th
“kittens inspired by kittens can only be understood by people...”
— Katie. OBVS.
— Katie. OBVS.
Jun 24th
Watch
Aw, wow. Benny, The Jets, Kermit.
Jun 24th
How many people do you know with a...
I can name 5.
Jun 24th
MAMET
AARANOW: Yes. I mean are you actually talking about this, or are we just...MOSS: No, we're just...
AARONOW: We're just "talking" about it.
MOSS: We're just speaking about it (pause.) As an idea.
AARONOW: As an idea.
MOSS: Yes.
AARONOW: We're not actually talking about it.
MOSS: We're just talking...
AARONOW: We are?
MOSS: Yes.
Jun 24th
Watch
oooo this is top 5.
Jun 24th
Why I write (publishing advice) for free
So I never have to receive another email like this: “do you still write for online things? i...
Jun 24th
at once!
Jun 23rd
I sent this email to myself the *first*...
There are certain people who have the seeds of madness ingrained in their personality. More so than...
Jun 22nd
teenage mutant ninja abortion:
whiteleatherpalace: the theory that the abortion you had 13 years ago may be alive & trolling...
Jun 22nd
Too many frames; did not read.
scout::: homecoming::
Jun 22nd
Awful Man Offers Witty, Acerbic Take On...
Jun 22nd
true
raptoravatar: I love Wonkette’s descriptions. I wish all caustic hyperbole was as good at basically...
Jun 22nd
would it fucking kill you to do a good movie again, Guy...
Jun 22nd
Really, this was, like, the only great thing to come out on...
Jun 22nd
Happy dads’ day
Jun 22nd
for the event of katie’s bday.
Jun 21st
Watch
ccake:
Best Keyboard Cat I’ve seen. (via crujones42)
this goes right up there with crying...
Jun 21st
OMG, I KNOW!
Jun 20th
wait, shut the fuck up, is this really happening?
...
Jun 20th
Polite Fiction
Let’s pretend that this is something we both want to do. That it’s not driven out of a...
Jun 20th
itsjustmeizzy:
digging alan alda’s my thing.
YES....
Jun 20th
blackpope:
I guess Bloggers don’t do subtle.
Jun 20th
Watch
Baby on board.
Jun 20th
Watch
I love to smoke.
Jun 20th
Women Aren't Funny
PROOF: Would Tina Fey ever blow herself up freebasing? Women can be funny. But a self-destructive...
Jun 20th
tesslynch:
just building some character.
Jun 20th
GODDAMNIT.
Jun 20th
Can Mark Ruffalo act? I sacrificed my...
I AM IRRATIONALLY BLINDSIDED BY THIS MAN. He has that strangled voice and lazy jaw (the kind of the...
Jun 20th
“Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up with your idle life. Do...”
— Again: your self-awareness of...
— Again: your self-awareness of...
Jun 20th
It's amazing how quickly movies can reveal...
Jun 20th
this would have made a great west wing episode!! WHERE U AT...
Jun 20th
oh man, I AM FEEEELING this.
overly ambitious, sure, but...
Jun 19th
But I did not want to shoot the elephant. I watched him...
Jun 19th
Who the fuck do I think I am?
My Editor's Fill-In: Hey, Natasha. Are these reviews for next week or tomorrow?Me: Tomorrow. Like I would ever turn anything in a week before it was due! STUPID QUESTION, ROOKIE.
Editor: I’m sure you used the time to make these even better.
Me: Not really sure how to best express shame over IM.
Jun 19th
omg, FYL.
as in Fuck Your Life!
via
Jun 18th
My God, it's full of films!
Jun 18th
My God, it's full of films!
Jun 18th
Part 2 in my Jesse James Hollywood on...
The last time I saw Nick Markowitz was at a West Hills house party in the summer of 2000. We were...
Jun 18th
A number of other matters were taken up...
Jun 18th
The annotated Slate guide to cheap bus...
katiebakes: Condensed from this servicey article, the things you really need to know: Bolt...
Jun 18th
I GET PAID TO WRITE!!!
Maybe I shouldn’t complain so...
Jun 18th
blackpope:
Ayatollah Ruhollah demands a game 6.
Jun 18th
Bitch, please! Does the black pope does eat at KFC? You bet...
Jun 18th
(fyi the movie Irreversible features an 8 minute rape...
Jun 18th
You know.....
youngmanhattanite: antikris: I know it is for our benefit, but it really pisses me off how the...
Jun 18th
FUCK WHAT YOU LIKE
followed!
Jun 17th
RICK VAUGHN BOBBLEHEAD NIGHT IN CLEVELAND!!
best sports...
Jun 17th
MANIC AT THE DISCO!!!!!
Jun 17th
Cocaine sharks
Me: Sarah, this is important. Please think about this for the rest of your day.Sarah: I HAVE been thinking about this since I saw it on BWE this morning. What other things can we hide cocaine in? This is setting the bar pretty high.
Jun 17th
But besides all of that, your use of mimesis...
Jun 17th
YES, BUT WHERE WILL THE YOUNGS BUY THEIR AUTOTUNE JAMS?!:...
Jun 17th
yumwatch:mattmcinerney:International Society for Human...
Jun 17th
<3 you
Jun 16th
Grahame Greene at the movies!
Jun 16th
alexbalk:
The Twitter Revolution Reconsidered
AHEM! Marc...
Jun 15th
Brad Kruger listens to the Depeche Mode on Hollywood Blvd.
...
Jun 15th
High-five, Tumblrades! I pulled an all-nighter and you were...
Jun 15th
moviesinframes:
Leaving Las Vegas, 1995 (dir. Mike...
Jun 15th
“Natasha,
Please do not hit ‘reply all’...
Jun 15th
hardballing.
Jun 15th
Angelina cries for your sins.
::bohemea:suicideblonde::
Jun 15th
“‘Are you aware that your boyfriend or ex-boyfriend,...”
— unreal.
— unreal.
Jun 15th
This is a great L.A. movie.
Jun 13th
Doesn’t this photo, taken of the Obama family at the...
Jun 13th
Costumes with weapons
No functional weapons are allowed at Comic-Con International. just fyi.
Jun 13th
moviesinframes:
The Deer Hunter, 1978 (dir. Michael...
Jun 13th
via
Jun 13th
Most importantly, I idealize old, surly,...
Ok! So. I’ve been thinking about Gran Torino all day because I’m sure if I saw it in the...
Jun 13th
IT GOES ON THE NEXTFLIX QUEUE OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE ,...
Jun 12th
Obama writes girl a note for missing school
Jun 12th
Watch
Danny DeVito blowjay video.
Jun 11th
The early summer months are like a cinematic gulag for...
Jun 11th
Vh1 gave Zach Galafianikas a late night TV show in 2002. I...
Jun 11th
NPR Independent Bookseller's Recommendations
Jun 11th
<3 tornado belts and when Philip Seymour Hoffman used to...
Jun 11th
do you like Feist?
youngmanhattanite: NVC finally re-ups her JDate subscription. close. I just gave myself a papercut...
Jun 10th
Like misogyny but sexier
There’s a particular kind of man, that I find somewhat liberating to be around, that thinks...
Jun 10th
look at these dope bears.
Jun 9th
I have to interview Kate Beckinsale...
First question: will you autograph my copy of “Tiptoes”?
Jun 8th
"Saigon, shit."
does any one else get ’Sheen in his panties’ flashbacks during West Wing episodes?
Jun 8th
why you shouldn't get up to go to the...
Dom Irrera to me: “Hey, where are you going, sweetheart? To another time when your haircut and...
Jun 7th
commacommachameleon:onefootinthegrave:mudwerks:They Were an...
Jun 6th
FUCK YEAH, INSUBSTANTIAL ENTHUSIASM! : REBLOG...
Jun 5th
diversity training
me: If blacks can't swim -- why are there so many pool parties in rap videos??him: stunt doubles.
Jun 5th
Should I see the authentic beard movie?
Jun 5th
This one's for Natasha.
katiebakes: Hey NVC: I just ordered this month’s book club selection. From paperbackswap.com. In...
Jun 5th
Watch
raptoravatar:
Pulp playing “Common People” on British TV
Worth it for Jarvis’s gesturing alone.
Jun 4th
welcome to my dreams.
Jun 4th
Watch
The State: Eating muppets.
Jun 4th
He seems like he’s just here to be on the Earth to say ‘hey...
Jun 4th
bohemea:suicideblonde:
I Am The Night (2008) by Brandon...
Jun 4th
“If your idea of a role model is somebody who’s gonna preach...”
— Megan Fox to London Times ...
— Megan Fox to London Times ...
Jun 4th
moviesinframes:
Hamlet, 2000 (dir. Michael Almereyda)
I...
Jun 4th
Life is unfair
Alan: Facebook won't let me make a fan page for pussy, yet I'm sure a Nickelback one exists.
Jun 4th
This is Bill Hader. He is reacting to a funny question my...
Jun 3rd
Watch
Zombie-American by Ed Helms.
reaaaaallllyyy made me chuckle.
Jun 3rd
suicideblonde:
highonheels:
Louboutin + Peter Lippmann
...
Jun 3rd
National Association of Theatre Owners
otherwise known as NATO.
Jun 3rd
nevver:
Roman Polanski demonstrates to Mia Farrow
Jun 3rd
Scranton, circa 1977
Jun 3rd
I’ve tried to cast every editor I’ve ever had as...
Jun 3rd
Katie!!! I would totally be your date for this!!
Jun 3rd
yumwatch:jonahray: The Huntington Gardens (via...
Jun 3rd
lamb:
Bodie, California
Sitting among the desolate hills...
Jun 3rd
Scene From A British Workplace Circa...
alexbalk: Oy, Liz, what’re you up to at the weekend? Dinnow. Mebbe see a movie or such? Not that...
Jun 2nd
Ride the fucking lighting, people.
...
Jun 2nd
more proof bill murray is awesome: he...
Jun 2nd
SAY HELLO TO THE GODS OF ‘THE BARELY MENSTRUAL’: STARLET...
Jun 2nd
Why casting hip-hop's finest in films does...
Jun 2nd
sign up to be an abortion clinic escort!
Jun 1st
best
Jun 1st
THIS SUMMER’S SLAVE-GIRL SANDAL: THE FEDORA, THE DOUCHE...
Jun 1st
From the famous Harry Harlow experiments. If given the...
Jun 1st
(posted with tweetshots.com)
Jun 1st
olympicnoodle:
Remember when Pecker got wasted and set...
Jun 1st